The Legend of the Mail Carrier

So this is a longer post.  Just a goofy little story.  It's long, so be sure to hit Read More at the bottom to see the entire thing.

(Whistling)

 (Bark! Bark! Woof!)

Click "Read More" right under here to continue the story.

 (Bark! Woof! Bark!)

 (Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!)

  (Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!)

  (Yip!Yip!Yip!Yip!)

 (Deep growl)

 SNAP!

 "AIIEEE-"

 (Teeth chattering)

 (Snort)

"Bills, bills, bills. . ."